So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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