I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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