he puts the penis in happiness.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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