What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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