How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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