I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
im holly from the hills drunk
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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