I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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