i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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