I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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