I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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