Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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