Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
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Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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