Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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