nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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