Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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