Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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