Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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Watching her eat just hurts me
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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