im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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