Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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