spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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