dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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