Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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