i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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