There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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