i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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