when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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