Kiss
Puke
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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