I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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