Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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