Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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