all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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