Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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