Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
MIDGETS
????
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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