This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
And then he peed in my hair
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