Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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