Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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