i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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