I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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