so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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