last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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