just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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