therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Panties = found
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