In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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