We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she looked like the before picture.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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