Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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