do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My liver just broke up with me...
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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