Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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