FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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