Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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