We're like a lot better than the average bears
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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