I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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